Six Underground: Ryan Reynolds Disappoints Me

"Six Underground", directed by Michael Bay and starring Ryan Reynolds, promised a high-octane, action-packed ride filled with humor and thrilling escapades. Unfortunately, what we got was a completely unremarkable film that fell short of expectations, failing to deliver the exciting blend of comedy and action that one might hope for from a Ryan Reynolds-led project.

An Attempt at Found Family

The film tries to create a "found family" dynamic among its ensemble cast, but this effort largely misses the mark. Despite the attempt to bond the characters through their shared mission, the chemistry felt forced and unconvincing. Instead of engaging and relatable characters, we are left with a group that seems more like a collection of clichés than a cohesive team. The sense of urgency that should accompany their dangerous missions was notably absent, and as a result, the stakes felt non-existent. With the characters being "ghosts"—presumed dead and operating outside the law—there’s little to lose, making it hard for viewers to invest in their journey.

Characters and Performances

Ryan Reynolds, typically known for his sharp wit and comedic timing, is given material that feels flat and uninspired. The character of Three, played by Reynolds, comes off as particularly annoying, leaving viewers questioning his recruitment into the group. His antics often distract from the plot rather than add to the humor, and his character arc fails to resonate. 

The loss of Dave Franco’s character early in the film was a disappointment, especially since his charm and talent could have elevated the movie. His replacement felt like a step down, making the ensemble less appealing overall.

Action Sequences and Pacing

"Six Underground" is packed with action sequences, but the sheer volume of them ultimately dilutes their impact. Intended to be urgent and thrilling, many of the scenes blend together, leaving viewers desensitized rather than exhilarated. The film's pacing struggles, leading to a slow build-up that makes it difficult to maintain engagement. 

The yacht scene, in particular, stands out as unnecessarily prolonged. The absurdity of the numerous guards appearing without explanation only adds to the confusion. Why not simply blow up the ship instead of engaging in an overlong firefight? Such choices contribute to the overall feeling that the film is dragging its feet.

Missed Opportunities

There were glimpses of potential within the plot that could have been expanded into a more engaging narrative. The idea of a trilogy—detailing the takedown of generals, the rescue of a brother, and finally confronting the antagonist Rovach—could have created a more structured and compelling arc. Instead, the film feels scattered and unfocused, failing to capitalize on its own premise.

Additionally, an unexplored romance with Arianna is hinted at, but the connection is left underdeveloped. The lack of clarity around her character only adds to the film's shortcomings, as viewers are left wanting more substance in the relationships portrayed.

Final Thoughts

Overall, "Six Underground" is a forgettable addition to the action genre. Despite its high budget and star power, it ultimately lacks the charm and urgency necessary to engage audiences. The attempts at humor and emotional connection fall flat, leaving behind a sense of boredom rather than excitement. Ryan Reynolds fans may find some enjoyment, but those seeking a thrilling action film with meaningful stakes and character development will likely be left disappointed. 

In a landscape filled with compelling action films, "Six Underground" is one to skip—a missed opportunity that leaves audiences longing for something more substantial.